{"product_id":"dumbf-kery-mug","title":"Dumbf**kery Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLet's Keep The Dumbf*ckery To A Minimum Today\" Ceramic Coffee Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eFor those mornings when you need to set some reasonable expectations for the day ahead... (which is basically every morning, let's be honest) 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you're getting\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eA generous 14.5oz ceramic mug that holds enough coffee to handle whatever flavor of chaos today brings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eDouble-sided design because everyone deserves to see your passive-aggressive optimism\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMicrowave safe (for those 17 times you'll reheat your coffee)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eDishwasher safe (because who has time for hand-washing when there's dumbf*ckery to manage?)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003ePremium white ceramic with speckled design for that extra touch of sass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMonday meetings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eDealing with Karen from accounting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eYour favorite coworker who gets it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eAnyone who needs to set boundaries with stupidity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eSelf-care days (which should be every day)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eWarning: This mug does not actually prevent dumbf*ckery, but it does make it more bearable. ☕️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e14.5oz \u003cspan\u003e|\u003c\/span\u003e 4 (top diameter) x 3.5 (height)x 3\" (bottom diameter)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCeramic Campfire Style Mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite Sesame Glaze\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on both sides of mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight Ivory with Speckles and Black Lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse Caution When Removing From Microwave\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47202534916352,"sku":"sku-43908716986582","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0727\/0937\/4208\/files\/dumbfuckeryc.jpg?v=1762117821","url":"https:\/\/tonamathlogistics.myshopify.com\/products\/dumbf-kery-mug","provider":"Tonamath Logistics","version":"1.0","type":"link"}