Meet your new morning survival kit - the 20oz 'Mombie Before Coffee' glass tumbler, because sometimes being a mom means being a zombie until that sweet, sweet caffeine kicks in!
Your mom-survival kit includes
1 crystal-clear 20oz glass tumbler (to see exactly how much coffee you have left)
1 bent glass straw (for drinking while simultaneously tying shoes and finding lost socks)
1 straight glass straw (for those rare moments when kids are actually listening)
1 straw cleaner (because cleaning ONE more thing won't kill you... probably)
1 bamboo lid (to prevent spillage during toddler tornado situations)
Perfect for:
School drop-off lines
Soccer practice sidelines
Hide-and-seek timeouts
Pretending to be invisible at PTA meetings
Surviving another episode of Cocomelon
This Dishwasher-safe tumbler is your silent way of saying 'I love my kids, but please don't talk to me until this is empty.' Plus, it's eco-friendly - because saving the planet is important, even in your mombie state! 🌍
Warning: May cause sudden ability to function as a human being. Side effects include actually completing sentences, finding lost shoes, and remembering why you walked into a room. Does not guarantee immunity from kid chaos, but makes it much more manageable! 😉