Introducing the 14.5oz ceramic mug that's basically your "Do Not Disturb" sign until caffeination! Because everyone needs to know that your patience is like your coffee - currently brewing and not yet available for public consumption.
Features for the Not-Yet-Caffeinated
Double-sided design (warning visible from all angles)
Microwave safe (for when patience needs a refill)
Dishwasher safe (because who has the patience to hand wash?)
14.5oz capacity (enough coffee to activate patience mode)
Durable ceramic construction (survives pre-coffee handling)
Perfect for
Morning meetings (that could've been emails)
Early school drop-offs
Before-coffee conversations
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Warning: Does not actually generate patience, but effectively communicates your current operating status!
Pairs perfectly with your morning death stare and that "don't talk to me yet" energy!
